Jazykové okienko a jedna veselá nekostolná

Ležím v posteli takmer celý deň a snažím sa napísať poviedku, akurát stále neviem, či má byť hlavná postava muž alebo žena a ak to nechcem zmieňovať, ako o nej/ňom vlastne písať, dopekla. Tento problém riešim asi šesť rokov, ešte treba nejaký čas, a začne to mať metafyzické rozmery.
Dôvod #4, prečo je oveľa jednoduchšie zaoberať sa poéziou. Tam je to dokonca plus. Mephistophel ma pri mojom úpornom snažení sa niečo vyšmodrchať tak úpenlivo podporoval, až z toho chudák zaspal.
Sme dokonale bizarná dvojica, alebo trojica, ak počítame aj "to".
Čo ma privádza k tomu, z akého titulu majú veci ako vietor, zima, oheň, oblak, a podobné, vlastne nejaký "pohlavný" rod. Síce... Smrť a všetci jeho priatelia... Jazyky sú dobrá vec, pokiaľ niekomu zrovna chýba tupá hlodavá bolesť v hlave. Niekedy si želám, aby mohol Mephistophel hovoriť.




I don't watch soap operas,maybe I should
I need to know if being the bad guy is any good
Would you forgive me now?

So many things I used to think about
I never dare act out
I didn't want to risk the chance of someone finding out

Now I'm going to hell, so I may as well make it worth my while

The first time that it happened, well you knew that it was wrong
The only thing I now regret is why it took so long
Now I'm going to hell, so I may as well make it worth my while

Would you forgive me now?

I don't watch soap operas, maybe I should
I don't watch what I say,I'm through with being good

So many things I used to think about I never dare act out
Now it's not worth asking you if you'd forgive me now

I don't believe in heaven, I don't believe in hell
But maybe that's the problem, or maybe it's just as well

I'm going to hell, so I may as well make it worth my while
I'm going to hell, so I may as well enjoy myself and go down with a smile

Would you forgive me now?